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A Woman's Tears by Bantino(m): 12:21am On Sep 28, 2014
A WOMAN'S TEARS



Please don't make a good woman cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.



When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (N850) and ‘Dior’ mascara (N1000).



Then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (N2500), Revelon foundation (N12,500) and Mac powder (N7500).



Finally, when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Mac ruby woo lipstick (N5500), and christian Dior lipgloss (N1800) .



This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is ruining about N31,150...

Especially when the tears come dey drop untop her iPhone 6 and Galaxy S5, gbese don come be that.

"No wonder women hardly cries these days”

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Re: A Woman's Tears by willbob(m): 12:29am On Sep 28, 2014
Bantino: A WOMAN'S TEARS



Please don't make a good woman cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.



When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (N850) and ‘Dior’ mascara (N1000).



Then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (N2500), Revelon foundation (N12,500) and Mac powder (N7500).



Finally, when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Mac ruby woo lipstick (N5500), and christian Dior lipgloss (N1800) .



This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is ruining about N31,150...

Especially when the tears come dey drop untop her iPhone 6 and Galaxy S5, gbese don come be that.

"No wonder women hardly cries these days”
u try big ups
Re: A Woman's Tears by naturally: 1:41am On Sep 28, 2014
Lol, its true o
Re: A Woman's Tears by Bantino(m): 2:00pm On Sep 28, 2014
willbob: u try big ups

Tankx
Re: A Woman's Tears by Bantino(m): 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
naturally: Lol, its true o

Na sooooo, unto joke level nah...
Re: A Woman's Tears by inosend: 4:59pm On Sep 28, 2014
You make sense die.
Re: A Woman's Tears by Kai5vil: 10:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
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