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Whoever Said English Is Simple?(read Sister Nkechi's Testimony by Austindumas1(m): 1:01am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Whoever said English is simple ehn?? Read Sister Nkechi's testimony nah! "Praise the rord!!! Hmmm, It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house. So a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say: "Father call after, I is plantain frying." So I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as I'm approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is just bigging and bigging. It's a fearing thing o! If it's you self, afraid will catch you. So I now call the name of shesus three times. I shout shesus shesus shesus!( jesus) All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to matches. Halleluyah...Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I shop that sharcoal and nothing is happen to me.! Plaise d rord". 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Whoever Said English Is Simple?(read Sister Nkechi's Testimony by naturally: 1:26am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Bless you sis |
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