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Water Don Pass Garri by Mcslize: 9:26pm On Oct 02, 2014
After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 200 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past questions
for POST UTME!!!
After paying 25K for acceptance fee and
over 100K for school fee!!!
After paying extra 40K for house rent
and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to
another!!!
After trekking from cooperative building to
SET
building
under hot sun!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an
hour @ ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and paste
assignment!!! After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just
to collect megabite for assignment!!!
After standing up for first timer in all
fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living
without parents!!!
After surviving the pressure of some
sadistic lecturers!!! After having
sleepless night preparing for your
exams!!!
After going for night class every day!!! After
going to prayer gathering every
day!!!
Afterovercomingdat lecturer theater
stress!!!
After arguing with students dat secure
space for dia friends with dia pen, book,
bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all diz for 1-2- 3- 4 years, and
writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one witch for your village, or
any where go come say! You no go find
decent job, or make money in your business,
or get wat u want in diz
life, or u
won't graduates wit your mates!!!
Prayer:
I decree that peace will not be their
portion, thunder go fire them
Re: Water Don Pass Garri by dadarupees(m): 9:33pm On Oct 02, 2014
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Re: Water Don Pass Garri by SirHouloo(m): 9:44pm On Oct 02, 2014
For technology schools, it won't be complete without these irrespective of your course of study; Carrying MEE board in 100L,
Cultivating corn for CSP 210,
Learning Barbing for PMT in 300L,
6months IT and facing some monsterous Lecturers defending in 400L,
Seminar and project in 500L !!!

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