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Admission Into Unilorin by tempem: 7:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
I wrote jamb trice, so my mummy was worried
I had to leave home for unilorin to visit my friends
Along the line I had malaria and I was in their health centre
and I decide to call my mummy to inform her
Me; mummy e kaaro ma(mum good morning ma)
Mum; bawo ni oko mi?(how is it my dear)
Me; mowa ni unilorin, am on admission(Am presently at Unilorin, am on admission)
Mum; Eeeh, eleda mi ose omo mi ti ri admission(eh!! My God! Thank you so much, my son has been offered an admission at last!)
Me; Nooooo mummy malaria ni mo ni(No! Mum isn't like that, am having malaria)
Mum; Gaa, malaria course ni won fun e.. Kaa daada oo(oh! You were given a malaria course, please read well oh!)
Me; won ma discharge mi lola( By tomorrow I'll be discharged)
Mum; olorun maje, 4yrs ni wa lo(God forbid! You ain't coming here anytime soon, you'll complete your 4 years course on malaria) ... Pls don't laugh o.

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Re: Admission Into Unilorin by adewale2011(m): 8:42pm On Oct 03, 2014
Lol.....nice one
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by tempem: 9:52pm On Oct 03, 2014
Thanx, bro.
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by Oyinprince(m): 10:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
lol
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by krisCh(m): 12:50am On Oct 04, 2014
am comin, lemme go and learn yoruba so that i can laugh too
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by tempem: 5:34am On Oct 04, 2014
That's the beauty of ones native tongue.
Learning or speaking English language is an intellectual exercise which most times emotional feelings ain't included...
What's the essence of what I've just highlighted? Language is something closer to the heart. If I should translate that into English, apparently, you'll understand what the Joke is all about, but emotionally you won't feel the same way a yoruba boy would feel, and the reason isn't far fetched, it's just because that's his mother tongue. Same thing goes with your own personal native language, you'll understand better than a second speaker of your language
Anyways, I'll translate that, for those who doesn't understand yoruba, especially you, my dear friend. But don't blame if it's kinda dry... Lol.
krisCh: am comin, lemme go and learn yoruba so that i can laugh too
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by ibitomisi: 10:32pm On Oct 16, 2014
grin grin grin
adewale2011:
Lol.....nice one
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by tempem: 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2014
Thanks
Re: Admission Into Unilorin by Oyinprince(m): 7:40am On Nov 06, 2014
you guys should read this

www.nairaland.com/1973887/results-out

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