Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)

He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Happy Eid
Mubarak!
Add. yours

He who reads this and do not smile or laugh..is from either libya afghanistan iraq or somailia.

O o I'll add mine
he who is reading this for the first time is a learner: Baba suwe

He who adds stew to Jollof rice has trust issues - Stunna(2015)

I dey laugh...(obj, 2O11).

He who unplug ur phone charging @ 2% and plug his @ 97% can kill you- isac Newton.

orobs93:
He who reads this and do not smile or laugh..is from either libya afghanistan iraq or somailia.

foolish racist