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| Why Men Are Better Than Women by Frankenstein: 8:42pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is about N2000 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Add yours... 3 Likes |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by iceberylin(m): 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES : MARY: Hello love! SARAH: Hello babe, how are you today ? MARY : I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot SARAH: Me too boo MARY: I'm calling just to inform you that i will pay you a visit this afternoon. SARAH: Ok hun, it will be a great pleasure to have you, i'll be waiting. *AFTER THE CALL* MARY: Oh gosh, am going to visit that witch today. SARAH:hmmm.this dirty girl is coming here today. she thinks i'll buy her drinks with my money, she must be joking, mtcheeeew ... TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS ABU : Where you,idiot? JOHN: At home Mad man ABU: How's your drunkard father? JOHN: He's cool and what about your extra size mom? ABU: Haha, you are a fool o. i'm coming over,I wanna charge my phone. JOHN: ok slima, bring money for few beers . ABU: Ok sucker, sharp .. *AFTER THE CALL* JOHN: Abu can be funny at times but always a great companion anytime. ABU: John is just a reliable friend. 3 Likes |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Sepp360(m): 8:49pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
You don't need to waste your own blood every month like a possesed ritualist.  |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ideyhere(f): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Sepp360: Buhahahahahahaha...you're not serious. That got me really rotflmao... |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ronald4lif(m): 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
iceberylin: So true, guys no get problem at all, very simple humans 1 Like |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Nobody: 8:59pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
ronald4lif: |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ronald4lif(m): 9:04pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Hmm |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by SHOPPERS(m): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
You need not worry of missing a period after doing something you enjoy |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by shamsuRana(m): 9:16pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
we too much abeg.  A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates.. for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams ..for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady .. he loves.. just to see her smiling He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children..by working late at night without any complain. He builds ..their future by taking loans from banks and repaying them for lifetime. He struggles a lot and still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss. His life finally ends upon by compromising for others' happiness. |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Sepp360(m): 9:23pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
ideyhere:lolz!... That's how we roll. Men don't waste scarce natural resources. I'm a proud man, anyday, anywhere, anytime... don't feel undermined, pls. It's just for the fun. |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Tallesty1(m): 9:24pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Lols |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
ronald4lif: |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by am0s(m): 9:28pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
yes...no doubt women have problems |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Rayz94(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
You so lucky you not in the west. You would have been in deep shit.....this is SEXISM....BS 1 Like |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ronald4lif(m): 9:44pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
glitest: All done ma'am, its all good. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
You have facial & butt hair You have to touch your "tralala" every time you pee Some of you even have mummified looking legs. No fullness. Veiny. Enough said.
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| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
ronald4lif:Thanks. |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ideyhere(f): 10:38pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Sepp360: Undermined kee? I'm far to proud of the lady I am to be bothered by such trivial matters...i know it's for fun |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Sepp360(m): 6:27am On Oct 05, 2014 |
ideyhere:lolz!... That's cool babe; i love the spirit. But wait oo, are you trying to tell me that you've never for one day regretted the fact that you're a woman? Talk true!.. |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Frankenstein: 10:46am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Rayz94:I heard a feminist on the radio talking about Andy Gray's recent comments. She said that, in her opinion, Sky Sports were right to sack him because sexism is completely unacceptable in today's world, but that she was not surprised by his comments because he's a man and men are naturally ignorant. |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ideyhere(f): 1:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sepp360: Only when I come across situations that need kicking some a$$e$ (and I mean that literally) and I realize I can't do that cos I ain't got the muscles of a man  |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by Sepp360(m): 1:15pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
ideyhere:lolz!... Now you remind me another reason why men are much better than women!... Thanks dear!... |
| Re: Why Men Are Better Than Women by ideyhere(f): 5:57pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Sepp360: You're welcome |
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