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Question Of D Day by kentozybee(m): 6:54am On Oct 05, 2014
Who is smarter?
Three University student didn't
write an exam because they did
not study. They came up with a
plan, got themselves dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't
make it to then exam.
We attended a wedding and on
our way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you
can see."
The Dean understood and gave
them three days to prepare. After
three days they went to the Dean
very ready for the exam because
they had studied.
The Dean put them in there
separate classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
If you are those guys how will you answer these questions?
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!
Re: Question Of D Day by Agbo19(m): 2:59pm On Oct 05, 2014
kentozybee:
Who is smarter?
Three University student didn't
write an exam because they did
not study. They came up with a
plan, got themselves dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't
make it to then exam.
We attended a wedding and on
our way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you
can see."
The Dean understood and gave
them three days to prepare. After
three days they went to the Dean
very ready for the exam because
they had studied.
The Dean put them in there
separate classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
If you are those guys how will you answer these questions?
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!
funny
Re: Question Of D Day by chimhigher(m): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2014
kentozybee:
Who is smarter?
Three University student didn't
write an exam because they did
not study. They came up with a
plan, got themselves dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't
make it to then exam.
We attended a wedding and on
our way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you
can see."
The Dean understood and gave
them three days to prepare. After
three days they went to the Dean
very ready for the exam because
they had studied.
The Dean put them in there
separate classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
If you are those guys how will you answer these questions?
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!
Lol.. Omo na Carryova Tins oooooo

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