The Useless Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Friendly Person:
One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person:
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person:
One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Irresponsible Person:
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person:
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person:
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned
for the environment. The Nervous Person:
One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person:
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good
medical reason. The Dishonest Person:
One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person:
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Cheap Person:
One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person:
One who excuses himself and farts in complete
privacy. The Strategic Person:
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Wicked Person:
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers
over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person:
One who can determine from the smell of his
neighbour's fart, precisely the latest food items
consumed The Dumb Person:
One who doesn't know that fart means mess. You can add more types of Fart styles in the
comment box below...

LOL! How did you come up with these useless farts facts.

Idrismusty97:
LOL! How did you come up with these useless farts facts.

hehehehe.... Y shuld i tell u...

LMAO! Nairaland peeps no go kill me with laugh oo!

[quote author=CBNIM post=26884473]LMAO! Nairaland peeps no go kill me with laugh oo!