Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me?
Who do you know in
UK dat could be calling?
(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?) Ayo:
Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK.)
(Thinking it's a
break, he swallows the bait)
Mr. 419: Of course,this is Johnson! How
come you didn't
recognize my voice initially?
(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him
verbally and
financially. I had the time that morning so I
was going to assist
him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa
ni o! (You are a
very bad boy). Your father died, you didn't
so much as show
up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o!
(Your children will
repay you with such). Didn't you hear about
his demise? He
was so bitter and full of original and heavy
curses for you.
Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I
would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has
leprosy too? You
didn't hear about that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn?t
hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is
your wife that
foolish too?Not even a word from her after
you folks married
without our blessings? If the husband is not
wise, is the wife
lame-witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get
across to you. There's
an issue?
(breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo:
Ah! Jooohnson, O
se mi o: (you offended me).I sent you money
to buy me a car
and you just disappeared. When am I having
my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your
father did? I don't
have his kind of patience o! I'm sure you
know. I won't wait
that long before I give you what you deserve.
epe buruku ni
ma se fun e! (I'll pronounce wicked curses
on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted) This issue is important...
Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money
home? Haba!
We sent you to school, clothed you and sent
you abroad, Are
you now a 419?
The guy ended the call straight...

Lmfao

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Its very funny!!! 9ce!!!
But 1ce had a similar xperience but I made him call lyk 3 dayz