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Tactics To Use When U Sense A Fraudstar Calling You by agarawu23(m): 8:56am On Oct 06, 2014 |
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?) Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419: Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially? (Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come. Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didn't hear about that, abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn?t hear. Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too?Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue? (breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of patience o! I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. epe buruku ni ma se fun e! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on u) Mr. 419: (Grunted) This issue is important... Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? The guy ended the call straight... 1 Like |
Re: Tactics To Use When U Sense A Fraudstar Calling You by leonard509(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2014 |
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Re: Tactics To Use When U Sense A Fraudstar Calling You by Dawumi(f): 5:34am On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Re: Tactics To Use When U Sense A Fraudstar Calling You by OmniPotens(m): 1:43pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Re: Tactics To Use When U Sense A Fraudstar Calling You by marriedbachelor(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Its very funny!!! 9ce!!! But 1ce had a similar xperience but I made him call lyk 3 dayz 1 Like |
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