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Men's Ten Commandment by KingsJohnson(m): 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
1. If your guy cheats on his girlfriend you are to act around the girl been cheated on like she is the only girl in your guy's life - if your guy's parole must knock, make the knocking no come from you - ever. You are to play along, after all - your guy go do the same thing for you. . . 2. If you are to refer to your hommie as "my man" or "my guy", make sure you do it with a certain degree of bass to your voice. I don't care if you have a normally weak voice, make that damn voice deeper...14 years no be 14days . . . 3. Also, yes, there is "something" as too much R'N'B songs in a nigger's phone. Don't give me "I'm an RNB" person crab...dude, 50 Rnb songs with just one rap song(maybe from Nikki minaji)and no rock or pop; just rings - "gay alert". If you love just RNB and hate rap, pop or rock, cure it - na sickness. 4. Don't ever buy banana with your paddy. If your manest man must follow you to a banana stand, at least, you two shouldn't comment about it. You wouldn't want an angry mob hearing you two looking at the banana seller and talking things like: "oboy, your banana too soft o" or maybe "your banana too strong o, you won kill person?". Use your head. . . 5. I must add, brovas, you are not to ask a girl out on the phone or on twitter or on any shitty chatting app that catches your fancy; no matter how romantic you think it is...that shit seems weak, you don't want her thinking you are some kinda male lesbian or something. You are to sit her down, hold her hands (real tight like a man), look her in the eyes and ask her to be your girlfriend. . . 6. If you don't know up to ten EPL players you are to keep that shit to yourself, don't go bragging around about it - it's not an achievement... . 7. You should never spend more than 2 seconds watching volleyball. Matter of fact, when it comes on on TV shut your eyes and leave. Two, if you are caught actually playing volley ball - kill yourself, you don Bleep up. It's almost like playing "oga" or "swear" . . 8. At age 20, kill yourself if you haven't achieved either of these two things: kissing a girl or giving your life to christ. I don't see why a non-believer at 20 shouldn't have razzled a babe. Who you give your life to? Yourself? . . 9. You don't pick race when you see a snake, cockroach, rat or dog sef. Especially when women are around. Why you go pick race? You smoke mess? - you are to raise your shoulder high and kill it. However, in a fierce dog case - allow the women to cut out finish before you pick race. Note - you are only to pick race in an opposite direction the women had run, no go fall your ancestors hands. . . 10. Lastly, you must keep all the rules in this list of rules. |
Re: Men's Ten Commandment by IAmBhijay(m): 7:28pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
some are quite true tho |
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