Last time we posted 7 annoying people you meet
at the ATM now here is 7 Types Of People You
Meet In The Bank
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank
with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on
(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge
amount of money he has brought in for deposits
and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue
behind dis man? he makes people with lesser
amount of money like 3k depositors or
withdrawals start asking God why do bad things
happen to good people. they start begging him
bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to
me.
2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the
bank,common pen dey won't have. This people
are very dangerous, once u borrow them the
pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a
bank in # Nigeria ,once someone tells u "can I
have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u
will see that Pen.
3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they
enter the bank, even before taking d slips
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur
back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I
dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they
cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't
tell am, I was here before u blah blah)
4) The No protocol team: These kind of people
don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come
in, they just walk up to the cashier or
manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions
while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for
queue.(God punish devil)
5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will
always have a problem with the bank door,then u
see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile
phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting
"pls go back" my bros next time come to bank
Unclad,he go allow u in.
6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can
waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common 3780 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.
7) The exile men: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they
will always be asking for today's date,even after
telling them the correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire for these people

U 4got d ones dat always come to watch television and go back....lol

U go c dem relax 4 seat as if na 4 their parlour dem dey

I also forgot d ones who com to toast babes, they something follow dem grls asking for her number till she enters a byk