# Girls pt 1
Most times wen I dey go work in d morning,,,,,,, I
dey always pass
thru national Stadium & e dey always make me laff
anytime I see sum girls wey their belle big,,,,,, dey run round
stadium,,,,, all
in d name of say dem wan get flat tummy
But my dear sister,,,,,,,,,, as far say u don vow to dey
chop boys
money like say 2morrow no dey,,,,,,,, then, ur belle don also vow to
dey big everyday like say u be Bendel Brewery
Factory Manager.
Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters,
nowadays it is the
ladies! Guy go use him godly mind take u out,,,,,,, but u go
use ur bad mind
carry ur glutton friend(s) follow body.
Guinness Malt wey everybody know say na 1 u fit
drink in a day,,,,,,,,
but u & ur glutton friend carry 6-6 bottles drink,,,,,, like say na beer.
U feel u're punishing a guy by ordering d whole
food in an eatery.
We spend the money,
You lose d shape,
You see a beautiful girl who's got everything, but one thing just kills
them:
THEIR BELLY.
Only u go chop cow tail,,,,, cow head,,,, cow nose &
even cow
belle....... u b carnivorous animal? Then wen 2morrow reach,,,,,, u go wear tight,,,,, dey
run go stadium
bcus u want flat
tummy....... E b like say u neva hear dat english wey
dem dey
speak say "u can't eat ur cake & have it" U no dey see oyibo girls belle? U no see as their
belle
flat?......... D reason wey make their belle flat na bcus
dem no get
dis bad attitude of "Tessy cum make we go wreck
dat guy" Wen u take oyibo girl out,,,,,,, d highest tin wey dat
oyibo girl go ask
for no pass ice cream & pop corn,,,,,, then 2nd tin
wey oyibo girl
want 4rm u is just to look her in d eyes & tell her
how much u love her as she dey lick d ice cream.......... Datz all
But take sum of our Nigerian girls out,,,,, only she go
chop egg
roll,fish roll, drum roll, toilet roll. She go finish 4rm
roll enter,,, meat
pie,fish pie,kpomo pie , even chop stockfish pie smh,,,,still chop
sausage join,,,,,,
chop rice,,,,,, even chop d white paper wey dem give
her take clean
mouth smh
Why u nuh go see most girls having running stomach on
monday?,,,,,,,, then on Tuesday,, u see them running
round stadium.
She dey bounce one side beleh dey bounce follow
am(nzobu nzobu)
Make una Continue to dey chop guys money....... Na the whole
State.
una go soon dey run round every morning.

Ma guy...a beg u tear me wit laff..Biko ma copy paste..inugo

its allowed. Ndo!!