Man:baby,i luv u,would u marry me? .
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) . I have waited
more than 12yrs,i have prayed,fasted,s owed seeds,bought books and listened 2 tapes,even went on my way 2 be nice to
specie of marriageble age! I took up new hobbies,watching football and playstation. I went 2 house on d rock,mfm,christ
embassy,living faith,redeemed nd presently at winners looking everywhere 4 u.. I went 4rm a size 16 to size 10,so dat
when u see me,u will luv what u see.. I left lagos 2 abuja,then i left 2 portharcourt,then i went all d way 2 kano.. I
joined hi-five,4rm hi-five 2 facebook,4rm facebook 2 twitter,i even had a blog on which i rented,hoping u will show up!! I
uploaded only my best pictures on facebook,infacti took photo sessions 2 luk my best!!! I attended all d weddings,whethe
r d invitation was direct or indirect! D next place i was hoping 2 check was d moon,b4 u crawled out 4rm d door
directly 2 mine!! So it was u all dis while?? D neighbour i said hello 2 every morning!! Were u trying my faith U
almost rendered my prayer life useless!! What were u waiting 4 What sign were u looking 4?? Do u want 2 kill me
b4 u reveal urself?? Now b a gentleman,get down on ur knees and put d ring on my finger!!! The guy replied"APRIL
FOOL" . What Do You Think Will Happen?