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Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 10, 2014
Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 6 Which Costs
About N300,000
*U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
n also detect the dreaded ebola.
* If u hold am, U no go ever
hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U
request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your
family dey disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to
transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detector.
* It
can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes
everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are
trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d
real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend
is cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
* It
prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in"protection"
mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if
you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way
to paradise with the advanced GPS
*It can be use as ATM.. Etc
Lolz
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by peewhydee(m): 2:23pm On Oct 10, 2014
And if you die as you dey use am,na passport to heaven...Loool
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by esdane(m): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2014
"If ugly person send U
request, e no go enter."
What if you,the owner, are ugly?
E go change ownership?
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 7:02pm On Oct 10, 2014
If the owner is ugly, with iphone 6, he will become as handsome as zebra
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 8:17pm On Oct 10, 2014
Lolz

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