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Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 6 Which Costs About N300,000 *U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity n also detect the dreaded ebola. * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detector. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in"protection" mode. * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be use as ATM.. Etc Lolz |
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by peewhydee(m): 2:23pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
And if you die as you dey use am,na passport to heaven...Loool |
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by esdane(m): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
"If ugly person send U request, e no go enter." What if you,the owner, are ugly? E go change ownership? |
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 7:02pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
If the owner is ugly, with iphone 6, he will become as handsome as zebra |
Re: Why You Must Own The New Iphone 6 by Nobody: 8:17pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Lolz |
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