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AKPORS And His TEACHER by oliverscurd419(m): 8:20pm On Oct 12, 2014
TEACHER: Why didn't you
study?
AKPOS: A year has 365 days
for you to study. After
taking away 52 Sundays,
there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot
to work so there are only 263
days left. We sleep 8 hours a
day, in a year, that counts up
to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled
around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are
left with 126 days. We spend 2
hours eating each day, 30 days
are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96
days in our year. We spend 1
hour a day speaking to friends
and family, that takes away
15 days more and we are left
with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in
your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left
with 6 days.Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you
only go out for 2 days...You're
left with 1 day. But that 1 day
is your birthday. That's why I did not study
TEACHER: keep quiet!!!

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