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Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 2:57pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Bigcake:u be mumu. so now crime to eat for road while walking home.na 90s we dey talk oo..when eyes never open like now..even 4 europe.oyinbo dey eat for road.. abeg park well jo.. na over sabi dey worry u |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by englishmart(m): 6:01pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Mrval20:bullshit. If I see this on front-page, I will deactivate my account. Don't ask me the account. Na only me know 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Mrval20(m): 6:28pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
englishmart:watcha talkin' bout |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Bigcake: 9:09pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
topsyking:Guy why you call me mumu na? I cant recall insulting you in anyway. Retract this statement or be ready to face my wrath, Mods should take note. |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 7:05pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Bigcake: |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by osifred(m): 9:08am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Mad people and dog i cross the other side of the road for them. I don't want story for the gods |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Cheadiva(f): 10:47am On Oct 17, 2014 |
lmao @ ppls experience here goes mine....I was walking wit my friend in d market... there's dis mad guy dat begs for money...d guy was coming towards us...as I sharp girl,I crossed to d oda side..bfor my friend cld take d next step..d stupid guy grabbed her boobs...My friend was just shouting blood of jeseus .blood of Jesus....I laffed my ass out dat day en Anoda was wen I wanted to cross and a mad woman was sitting dere....was scared... d woman shouted at me n said in yoruba ' soda to ba ma soda..Iwo weyrey yii'....meaning... cross f u want to..u dis mad person 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 11:10am On Oct 18, 2014 |
very funny Cheadiva: |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Cheadiva(f): 11:12am On Oct 18, 2014 |
topsyking: |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 3:30pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Cheadiva:if na man grab the boobzy na booob now ..na slap he go get ...why u no slap the mad man |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Cheadiva(f): 6:58pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
topsyking:I wan die niyen |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Emmyk(m): 1:23am On Oct 19, 2014 |
@Mrval20 ... *falls off Okro tree * 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by PapiWata: 1:38pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Many moons ago, as I nervously walked down a dusty road in northern Nigeria, not long after collecting some cash from the bank, I encountered a smiling man dressed in rags, with his filthy hair in never-washed dreadlocks. He stood directly in front of me, leaning his weight casually on a stout pole that could have opened up a cranium if applied in anger. As I drew towards him just outside the striking range of that stick, I stopped and reached into my belt-pack for my trusty 65 thousand-volt stun gun, which is about the size of a cell-phone handset. The self-defense instrument is equipped with two pairs of stubby electrodes, one pair oriented towards the target, for contact on impact, while the second pair of electrodes are oriented pointing towards one another so that a blue arc of lightning leaps between the electrodes when the trigger is pressed, as a warning before deployment of the big boom. When I touched the trigger and the blue spark erupted from my hand with an ominous crackle, the mad man smiled even wider, and stepped to one side, giving me a wide berth as we passed one another. That was the day I came to understand that mad people do indeed fear death by electric shock, and that they are also capable of understanding the lethal potential of a loud electrical spark, both of which are examples of deductive reasoning that I did not expect from a clearly insane person. |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 2:15pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
PapiWata: |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by Bigcake: 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
topsyking:Guy i hear say ur mother na prostitute for Oshodi market, abeg na true? Then ur Papa na big mumu. |
Re: My Experience With A Mad Man by topsyking: 11:24am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Bigcake: |
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