Mid-night facts +18 please.

1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem
is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during s35 is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced
entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini
looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys
you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving yourself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would
hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't Bleep himself but
you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six
packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you
better be contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I wonder who will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem but is 2face
and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having
white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?
10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT or
LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is!
Maybe Ur Problem big pass my # Joke

What a way to wake up... That's cool!!

Gee thanks mehn!

Incase this gets to front page, I was here.

wow....I lov ds.tanx for makn my day.

And what is the midnight fact here