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English Coreection by Nobody: 9:33am On Oct 15, 2014
My dear Ghanaians
Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians
Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people
Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas
Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps
Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people
Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie
Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'.
My Egun people
Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps
Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'.
My Benue people
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'.
My Igbo people
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi

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Re: English Coreection by simplemach(m): 9:48am On Oct 15, 2014
What a pity, correcting english language and guilty of spelling error. Charity, they say begins @ home. Remove the spell in your eyes first before removing that of somrbody else. 'correction and not coreection, my dear'
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:09am On Oct 15, 2014
simplemach:
What a pity, correcting english language and guilty of spelling error. Charity, they say begins @ home. Remove the spell in your eyes first before removing that of somrbody else. 'correction and not coreection, my dear'
lwkmd! abeg tell Mr perfect English o. pot calling kettle black
Re: English Coreection by Godskidmidas(m): 2:13pm On Oct 15, 2014
hahahaa...toothpaste weds animal calling
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 15, 2014
simplemach:
What a pity, correcting english language and guilty of spelling error. Charity, they say begins @ home. Remove the spell in your eyes first before removing that of somrbody else. 'correction and not coreection, my dear'
FOOL! PRONOUCIATION NOT SPELLING
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2014
Okada! I beg drop me here.
Re: English Coreection by CuteAnnabelle(f): 3:48am On Oct 16, 2014
DRY POST
Re: English Coreection by philo3(m): 4:48am On Oct 16, 2014
"coreection"... for real?.
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:23am On Oct 16, 2014
philo3:
"coreection"... for real?.
why talk like a fool cant you see its just a mistake. You no wise
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:27am On Oct 16, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lwkmd! abeg tell Mr perfect English o. pot calling kettle black
SWEETY. am not surprised.grin. Dat was not funny undecided. And you know am way better than you. kiss
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 16, 2014
Smallville10:
SWEETY. am not surprised.grin. Dat was not funny undecided. And you know am way better than you. kiss
yeah right, abeg don't quote me again.
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:30am On Oct 16, 2014
simplemach:
What a pity, correcting english language and guilty of spelling error. Charity, they say begins @ home. Remove the spell in your eyes first before removing that of somrbody else. 'correction and not coreection, my dear'
am not surprised. I saw your previous posts
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 16, 2014
EroticAngelina:
yeah right, abeg don't quote me again.
THEN get your fucking asshole out of ma hood.-:\
Re: English Coreection by philo3(m): 10:23am On Oct 16, 2014
Smallville10:
why talk like a fool cant you see its just a mistake. You no wise
smh4u..... talk to the hand jare
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 1:56pm On Oct 16, 2014
CuteAnnabelle:
DRY POST
YA right. you are fvcking DRY
Re: English Coreection by florentia: 3:35pm On Oct 16, 2014
Soooooooo funny.......Mr perfect set do mistake grin
Re: English Coreection by LiciaJ(f): 5:39pm On Oct 16, 2014
my dear I rely tink u r wrong especially abt d Ghanaians. its church bt wen u transcribe it ,it sounds as cherch. same ting goes to Pastor. I tink u should make use of ur dictionary and know how words r pronounced...
Re: English Coreection by Nobody: 6:57pm On Oct 17, 2014
LiciaJ:
my dear I rely tink u r wrong especially abt d Ghanaians. its church bt wen u transcribe it ,it sounds as cherch. same ting goes to Pastor. I tink u should make use of ur dictionary and know how words r pronounced...
I KNOW YOU HAVE EYES TO SEE AND BRAINS TO KNOW THAT I POSTED THIS IN THE JOKE THREAD.

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