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Exam Questions by Nobody: 12:18pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
the questions are funny, yeah and they are also aptitude tests so let's give funny and reasoning answers.... #HaveFun University of smart - University of smart and women. Faculty of relationship matters. End of semester exams. Course title: General love. Duration: 1hour 30 minutes Answer Question 1 and any other 2 questions Q.1.Husband buys a dozen panties of the same colour for his wife. Wife protests: Why the same colour,people will think I dont change my panties. Husband ask: which people?? Total silence!! Help this wife answer the question "Which people?" Q.2. All Men are liars but not all liars are men discuss. Support your argument with real world cases. Q.3. a)Ernest has decided to break up with Princess. Princess hasn't done anything bad to deserve that. Suggest to Ernest 5 possible ways he can end the relationship peacefully without Princess suspecting any foul play. b) There is a thin line between love and hate explain in details. Q.4. a) Rebecca wants the relationship between she and her boyfriend Scotty to be a secret. It been 3 years. now. Give 5 Reasons that could cause Rebecca to Act this way. b) Long distance relationship is for Idiots. Support this statement with 15 reasons. Q.5. If money grew on trees. Women would have married monkeys. Argue for or against this statement taking into consideration the high cost of living in the country. Start Work ! Good luck |
Re: Exam Questions by Nobody: 12:37pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
1. Maybe she is concerned about her neighbors, who will have to see her spread her spread the same color of panties every money on a rail; Its makes the think she has one panties, and wears them every other day( alternates it for pant free day, while it gets dried). Another option might be that she was concerned her clients might end up thinking she never washes her undies. 2. All men are liars, but not all liars are men....Women lie too. 3. He cheated on her, and does not want to confess, hence the breakup will cover everything up. His gf's birthday is coming up soon( money to spend) Valentines day is at the corner He is trying to avoid getting married ( its way overdue) He won a visa lottery green card. b. There is a thin line between love and hate Love and hate are just feelings that could change in a flip second. Q4. They are both cheating on their partners She is a celebrity, rich and probably respected in her community; while he is a considered a nobody. He is a con artist, who had spent some time in jail He is on the FBI wanted criminal, who is in hiding. He is a registered sex offender He has 30 other baby mamas. b.Long distance relationships is for ediots? Hmm! Well for me, long distance relationships aren't for ediot;it just depends on whoever can handle such, and the stress/ headaches that comes with it. Q 5. If money grew on trees, where the hek do you think you'll find most women?. 2 Likes |
Re: Exam Questions by justamour(m): 6:16pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Serious case!!! missyhorlar, what led you to these kinda questions? hmmm Well, that wife should answer by herself cos she only knew her own mind when responding. Thinking for her may be disastrous.... Other questions, o ga fa |
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