Dear Jonathan,
Goodday Sir, how's madam and your children. I hope they are fine and dandy. If so doxology.
Forgive me for writing through this medium as i dont know the exact P.O Box for Aso Rock.
I hereby humbly apply for the post of a minister in your cabinet. This i had to write after learning that seven of your ministers has resigned. With this evidence, i'm sure nobody will tell me "no vacancy" cause i witnessed their resignation myself.
I am very qualified to be a minister. I have all it takes. For example, i taught three subjects in at Enitona high school borokiri PHC in my NYSC days. So you see, i am good to go for EDUCATION MINISTRY.
My cover letter and CV shall be hand delivered to you when i am called for interview. Sir my only fear is the senate interview session where i am sure to mesmerize those senators to the point of jealousy. If it comes to "man know man", i can assure you that i know you and your family very well from way back in Portharcourt. You see there's nothing i lack as regards this ministerial post. I promise to abide by any agreement that shall before my assumption of office. I also promise that once appointed, all your enemies shall automatically become my enemies. I pledge100% unalloyed loyalty to your government.
Thanks as i wait eagerly to get a response from you.

Faithfully yours,
DickDastardly

FP pls

Seun, if i miss this job opportunity