you think that your beautiful girl friend does not fart right? you are about to get a shocker. please note that fart is popularly referred to as "mess" in Nigeria.
1. How much gas does a normal person pass per
day?
On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

2. Is it true that some people never fart?
No, not if they're alive. People even fartshortly after death.

3. At what time of day is a gentleman most
likely to fart?
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good
resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

4. What is the best position for farting?
Expert farters of my acquaintance often shift their weight onto one leg and lift the other slightly when farting. I assume that this position is adopted less to aid in the farting process than to signal that a fart is imminent.

5. Is is possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more?
No, inhaled farts would go into the lungs rather than into the digestive system, and would simply be exhaled again, although it might be possible that some of the fart components might be absorbed into the blood.


for more visit http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

hmmm. i created this thread coz i have been farting (messing) since morning. i thought something was wrong with me

6. how dangerous is it to ones health inhaling other people's fart?


It is of utmost danger inhaling other people's fart especially the moment after this other person has finished uploading #150 of Agege bread and #100 of Ewa goin together with 2 eggs...
BEWARE FARTS LIKE THIS,INHALER ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG

Well I see your source and all but still adonbilivit

AnonymustME:
Well I see your source and all but still adonbilivit

how else do i make you believe? okay may be @smellmyfart will help

Hahahahah

MORNING THUNDER

Lwkmd

adonbilivit:
you think that your beautiful girl friend does not fart right? you are about to get a shocker. please note that fart is popularly referred to as "mess" in Nigeria.
1. How much gas does a normal person pass per
day?
On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

2. Is it true that some people never fart?
No, not if they're alive. People even fartshortly after death.

3. At what time of day is a gentleman most
likely to fart?
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good
resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

4. What is the best position for farting?
[b[Expert farters[/b] of my acquaintance often shift their weight onto one leg and lift the other slightly when farting. I assume that this position is adopted less to aid in the farting process than to signal that a fart is imminent.

5. Is is possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more?
No, inhaled farts would go into the lungs rather than into the digestive system, and would simply be exhaled again, although it might be possible that some of the fart components might be absorbed into the blood.


for more visit http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

crazy @bolded

[size=48]@0p. what's FART? is that your new name? [/size]

Baddestguyp:
crazy @bolded

no be small thing o. i just learnt that some people even fart (mess) after death. it is just like taking lighter to hell fire

Morning thunder kwa ... @op u beta go see a doctor cos u myt jux b suffering from ascaris lumbricoides infestation

how is this a romantic issue

# False fact.
I fart only once every week

Atmmachine:
# False fact.
I fart only once every week

..♈όϋ fart once doesn't make it false!

Everything you wake up doing or thinking about, cannot always belong in the romance section. Please be wary of that. That you mentioned a guy and gurl is not a compelling reason to let it stay either.

Rocktation:
Everything you wake up doing or thinking about, cannot always belong in the romance section. Please be wary of that. That you mentioned a guy and gurl is not a compelling reason to let it stay either.

Hmmm