How To Know That You Are Mad
(1) You apply Perfume
cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2)U wan use fork
to drink garri
(3)U wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see wat I'm
doing inside
(4)U kneel down becos u wan greet person
4 phone
(5)U r above 25 nd Davido and Wizkid are
ur role model
(6)It took me an hour 2 compose a msg u
cum reply with "k" You are really mad
(7)U carry screw driver go bank because u
wan open new acct
(U went 2 bed
with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long u slept
(9)U reduce volume of music player bcoz
u wn aread txt msg
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who
senior u greet u.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church
and you mistakenly put
N50 in d offering box
(12)U dey Monitor ur bf/gf movement''security 4life.
(13) U no get shishi 4
acct u dey sing "Chop my money"
instead
of "Mercies of d lord"... Lool
(14) If you read dis post finish and you no
drop comment and
like. Your madness click

6 - I do that,I seriously don't know why some people type epistles... we are meanT to be chatting
4 - I am kinda used to that... but I don't kneel comp completely... just bend my kneels a bit

BTW I am not mad

You're Mad

You sit down type this things just to make front page my brother you dey mad