Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing
the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

Hahahahaha.....I laughed, you happy??

U got me mehn, I swear I'm looking for job nothing is funny anymore.

bęęŋ oŋ joķę şęçţįoŋ şįnce moŗŋįŋg āŋd į ŋęvęr lāųgђ yęţ

iceberylin:
bęęŋ oŋ joķę şęçţįoŋ şįnce moŗŋįŋg āŋd į ŋęvęr lāųgђ yęţ

Chai! This boy u no dey hear

Your name na Ananti when you small ni?

valmunich:

Chai! This boy u no dey hear

Your name na Ananti when you small ni?

lol...ђow yoų şęę ţђę ŋęw oŋę


į dђ ęxpęçţ āŋoţђęŗ bāŋ

iceberylin:

lol...ђow yoų şęę ţђę ŋęw oŋę


į dђ ęxpęçţ āŋoţђęŗ bāŋ

Lol.. I dey oo

Dem go soon ban you all over NL

valmunich:

Lol.. I dey oo

Dem go soon ban you all over NL

ŋo ţālķ ţђāţ ķįŋd ţђįŋg āgāįŋ o