WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."



Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive
him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for
Strength
I'll just beat him to death "

WOW!!! All these against marriage It can't be that bad?? can it??

wonder where u got those from but my parents marriage is far from dat.

yeah, a lot of people do have the misconception that their parents had/have a happy marriage.
I'm not saying it aint so in your case but you you really don't know. And that's the real truth.

But, I 'think' my parents had a very very happy marriage 38yrs until my dad died. At least they made us feel happy and loved.

PS - And, I do support the institute of marriage though - with it's misery and all. J/K!

i really dont know? i live with them and i dont know? u need to retract that statement cuzz i know they are happy.

@janet
i dont think anyone is forcing you to marry.

Ok, you know!

@Dondele,

You should re-read my previous post. I modified it.

@rubber
nawa for you oooo

janet
wont mine marrying you.

dondele:

janet
wont mine marrying you.

You heard it here on nairaland first - a proposal?

And yes, I a little bitter about marriage as I have friends, a sister, and a sister-in-law (yes, brothers wife) who are patching it because they don't want to be not married. Na wa oh. Marriage is not all bliss. Some people look happy from the outside but na different story inside house.

Nice Jokes      ,,         but some are real   truth

hmmmm very funny, guys thing b4 marriage oooo

@janet
im so coming. i can handle you well.

@rubber
i see, ok. dat explains a lot. so will u get married at all?

dondele:

@rubber
i see, ok. that explains a lot. so will u get married at all?

yeah, I will. I like misery and there's that darn thing called love

@needeeg
Yep, there's some truth in some of those jokes.

@janet and Dondele

Abeg set the date now. I want to come and eat rice

I DONT WANNA GET MARRIED
A FEW PEOPLE R HAARY IN THEIR MARRIAGE.I WANNA BE A SINGLE INDEPENDENT WOMAN N VERY HAPPY

for those saying dey dont wann@ get married, dont worry, very soon u will see the importance of marriage or having someone to call your own.

@janet
i can handle you or are u scared cuzz i can handle u?

we will see about that after our honeymoon.

@rubbermaid
i caught u looking at ma profile. did u see anything u like?

@janet
are u on YIM or MSN?

lol

hmmm, u na rice dey worry u, @rubb

dont worry. just wanted a lil chat.