Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,843 members, 7,810,254 topics. Date: Saturday, 27 April 2024 at 02:41 AM

The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria - Nairaland / General - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria (555 Views)

701,000 People Are Enslaved In Nigeria -Survey / Who Do You Think Is The Wisest??? / President Obansajo the wisest man in Nigeria, what do u think? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria by Differentplace: 9:12am On Oct 18, 2014
The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria
--------------- ------------
All of us in Warri all met at the Warri City Stadium for a convention tagged; "Warri People Are Not stupid". The leader told us that we were all there that day to prove to the world that we Waffarians, are not stupid. He asked if he could have a volunteer. I stood up and worked my way through the crowd stepping up to the stage.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-proof-that-warri-people-are-wisest.html?m=1
Re: The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:15am On Oct 18, 2014
The Proof That
Warri People Are
The Wisest In
Nigeria
All of us in Warri all met at
the Warri City Stadium for a
convention tagged; "Warri
People Are Not stupid". The
leader told us that we were
all there that day to prove to
the world that we
Waffarians, are not stupid.
He asked if he could have a
volunteer. I stood up and
worked my way through the
crowd stepping up to the
stage. He asked me what is
15 + 15? I thought for 15
seconds and answered;
"18!". The crowd made up of
40,000 were disappointed.
They cheered; Give him
another chance! Give him
another chance! The leader
said; Well, since we have
gone to the trouble of getting
40,000 of you all in one place
and we have the worldwide
press and global broadcast
media here, I guess we can
give him another chance. He
asked me what is 5 + 5?
After thinking for thirty five
seconds I said, 90! He was
quite perplexed, he looked
down and sighed dejectedly.
Everyone was disheartened,
I started crying and they
started jumping and waving
their hands shouting; Give
him another chance! Give him
another chance! Give him
another chance! The leader,
unsure whether or not he
was doing more harm than
damage said; Okay! Okay!
Just one more chance, what
is 2 + 2? I closed my eyes,
and after a whole minute, I
replied; 4! Throughout the
stadium pandemonium broke
out as the crowd jumped to
their feet, waved their
hands, stamped their feets
on the ground and shouted;
Give him another chance!
Give him another chance!
Give him another chance!

(1) (Reply)

SEE Governor Amaechi On His Knees At Rally / Pantless Couple Accidently Crashes Car, Wife Dies Instantly / The Best Spending Tips You Can Receive For This Holiday Season

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.