Today is 18th October 2014, Please join me in welcoming 50000 youth corp members and Stephen Keshi into the labour market

If you are a secondary student (without connections) reading this, go and ask your headmaster for a refund of your school fees cos there are no white collar jobs in Nigeria. Use the money to launch your own spare parts shop.

If you're in the university and your CGPA is currently less than 1.0, don't feel bad, Nigeria's unemployment market is no respecter of CGPA!!!

If you're CPGA is 3.5 and above, carry on with the midnight oil. The Lord shall be your strength in this labour market.

If you are a parent reading this, our CVs are in the database of your company and you ignored us because;

1. You don't want entry level applicants! 2. You would rather employ your half sister's husband's nephew's girlfriend!
3. You don't advertise your vacancies so that we won't see it and collect salary from your company's revenue. That's wickedness!

We are tired of remixing our cover letter and cv's in Igbo, Hausa and yoruba yet no reply from companies!

We are tired of waking everyday to trek from gwarimpa to central area to submit CV to gatemen of companies!

We are tired of having only kobos in our account!
We are tired of filling dormant career pages of companies!

Literally, we are professional corporate hunters cos all we do is job hunt!
If we are not working for your company, you are wrong!
Physically, our paperwork says we are inexperienced but spiritually, we are experienced hires.
Sirs and Madams, age and weight are not on our side!

We speak on behalf of every talented unemployed citizen in Nigeria!