Philo the housemaid felt she had worked well enough to receive a raise, she went to her madam to discuss the issue and her madam requested for 3 reasons why she felt she deserved more money. The chat went like this:
Philo: I can cook better than you?
Madam: What? Who told you that?
Philo: Madam, your husband told me?
Madam: OK, second reason?
Philo: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Ah ah! And who told you that one too?
Philo: Madam, your husband told me.
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Philo: I am also better in bed than you.
(This time her madam was furious, boiling with anger and getting ready to kill Philo)
Madam: You mean to tell me my husband also said that?
Philo: No madam, the gateman was the one who told me I’m better in bed than you.
Madam: Ewooo….please lower your voice, you truly deserve this increase. In fact, how much do you want?

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