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Funny Prayer Of The Day | Laugh And Forget Your Name by Finepaparazy(m): 7:39am On Oct 19, 2014
FUNNY PRAYER

Dear God, Give me the nature of
JIM IYKE never to allow
intimidation, a heart like ramsey's
to love my woman but please a
wife like Omotola, not like Funke Akindele who'll beat me up and
throw me out, a mother-in-law like
Ngozi ezeonu and not Patience
Ozokwo biko chineke, a father-in-
law like Pete Edochie and not
Chinwetalu Agu that will swear for me. A tolerant heart like Kenneth
Okonkwo's, please God, do not
give me a maid as Curvy as Mercy
JOHNSON oluwa i beg you.
please if i have Tonto Dike among
my children, please may my wife abort her before i meet her, give
me the Wealth of Olu jacobs
because i have never seen him
poor.
I need neighbours like Mr ibu
and Charles inojie so laughter
wont depart from me, I need smart male children like Chinedu
IKEDIEZE and OSITA iheme but
with height, give me wisdom like
Nkem Owoh, and oluwa i beg you
to pls crown it all with a long life
like that very old man that told the story of IGODO. Amen...

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Re: Funny Prayer Of The Day | Laugh And Forget Your Name by sekzy99(m): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2014
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