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Funny Prayer Of The Day | Laugh And Forget Your Name by Finepaparazy(m): 7:39am On Oct 19, 2014 |
FUNNY PRAYER Dear God, Give me the nature of JIM IYKE never to allow intimidation, a heart like ramsey's to love my woman but please a wife like Omotola, not like Funke Akindele who'll beat me up and throw me out, a mother-in-law like Ngozi ezeonu and not Patience Ozokwo biko chineke, a father-in- law like Pete Edochie and not Chinwetalu Agu that will swear for me. A tolerant heart like Kenneth Okonkwo's, please God, do not give me a maid as Curvy as Mercy JOHNSON oluwa i beg you. please if i have Tonto Dike among my children, please may my wife abort her before i meet her, give me the Wealth of Olu jacobs because i have never seen him poor. I need neighbours like Mr ibu and Charles inojie so laughter wont depart from me, I need smart male children like Chinedu IKEDIEZE and OSITA iheme but with height, give me wisdom like Nkem Owoh, and oluwa i beg you to pls crown it all with a long life like that very old man that told the story of IGODO. Amen... Are u laughing alone? abeg share to odaz joor LIKE Our Page On Facebook http://www.facebook.com/naijawoow ON Twitter http://www.twitter.com/naijawoow_com Laugh and smile at some1 next to You.. |
Re: Funny Prayer Of The Day | Laugh And Forget Your Name by sekzy99(m): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2014 |
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