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| Adults Only!!! - Nature by Kesmakveli(m): 2:43pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Have You Noticed? 1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.. 10. Now that I've educated you.....do same. Happy Sunday. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Adults Only!!! - Nature by DickDastardly(m): 3:09pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
I was here  |
| Re: Adults Only!!! - Nature by Kesmakveli(m): 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Indeed u were here Mr Dick |
| Re: Adults Only!!! - Nature by ilotriouzAY(m): 4:22pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
No 2 though......nice one op 1 Like |
| Re: Adults Only!!! - Nature by Kesmakveli(m): 4:37pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
ilotriouzAY:Yea thanks |
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