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Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 9:41pm On Oct 20, 2014
1. If I hear pim

2. You go hear ween

3. I kukuma no get your time

4. 5 don knack

5. Nepa have brought light

6. This bread sweet die

7. Bring all the whole money

8. Na only you waka come?

9. This blood you are sharing.

10. There is god o

11. I dey come o

12. Give me change

13. I dey behind your back
Re: Made In Nigeria English by obehilicious: 11:46pm On Oct 20, 2014
I go enter you o!

I dey H

Everything just make silili welele

Iffa pkons you.

No dey yarn that kind sontin

Are you from that side?

Abeg shift

Reduce the volume

Knack me 5h abeg

Dey your lain o

Your head dey shake?

Make I pass

Everytin bright everytin nice

You drink ogogoro?

As e dey hot

It is not a small sontin o

Clear road for the man when sabi!

Bell up!

I be your mate? Abi you nur dey fear face?

Dey tear my white eye make the black one dey rotate.

Elo, awayu?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by nuelzy: 6:22am On Oct 21, 2014
i just dont knw if this is supposed to be hilarious or educative..shaa d op stupid small..so i understand

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