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The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Aniroly(m): 11:46pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm. I decided to leave for my house,so I decided to hitch a ride home if possible. It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel.This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water.I jumped out and ran into the nearest bar, narrating my ghost story to guys in the bar,3 guys walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water. 1 of them pointed at me and said,"John,isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we where pushing it? 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by bossminded: 12:04am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Lol... ur own good A frnd of mine came frm lagos and bought some very dried sk frm ore, all other of our frnds gathered d party don set, Mk I for no lost I decided to form hard man and test mysef so I got a tie and smoked d shii.... I felt my hrt beat increase...shu See my hrt wan jum out of my chest ooo... dy all laffed and said I shld chill it's just for d now, Den I wentt to d kitchen to cook and dt was all I knw, I just discovered I woke up d next morning on my bed. I was damn confused, I asked Wht happened, dy said I took tin tomatoes, put it onn d floor positioned myself like I want to use knive to open it bt it was just my finger and I slept off like dt.. still on dt position dy waited for up to 2hrs didn't hear frm me so dy came and woke me up, I just smiled walked to my bed by my self and slept off. Na dat day I vow neva to near weed again, I b dn mad go like dt. |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by amokeme(f): 12:05am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Nobody: 12:07am On Oct 24, 2014 |
lol..lmao... pikin weh say hin mama no go sleep hin too no go sleep |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:08am On Oct 24, 2014 |
OP. That's an Akpos joke. And its stale! |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 24, 2014 |
bossminded:lol... weed no be for here ooo |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Nobody: 12:11am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by libertyfather(m): 12:16am On Oct 24, 2014 |
[quote author=Aniroly post=27400091]I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm. I decided to leave for my house,so I decided to hitch a ride home if possible. It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel.This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water.I jumped out and ran into the nearest bar, narrating my ghost story to guys in the bar,3 guys walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water. 1 of them pointed at me and said,"John,isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we where pushing Ur a learner, the more you try the more you get stronger...weed for life |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by bossminded: 12:27am On Oct 24, 2014 |
sameer1212: Bro weed no folo.. I no smoke again ooo.... I hang boot |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by 30secs(m): 12:44am On Oct 24, 2014 |
bossminded:bros, see as you dey report the joke like say e happen to you true true... Fear God na!! |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by bossminded: 1:26am On Oct 24, 2014 |
30secs: Lol....Bros no b joke oooo... |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Nobody: 5:47am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Lol very funny |
Re: The Day I Will Never Forget In My Life And Why I Quit Weed by Clemzy16(m): 9:30am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Lol.. So funny.. Why is this thread not on Frontpage |
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