Can't just stop laughing, these names are so funny and ridiculous... Lol
1. Drinkwater - Leicester City
WT6! I guess he was given birth to when his mum was drinking water, lol .

2. Ba - Besiktas
This could have been more funny if this guy wears jersey No.3..

3. Hazard - Chelsea
This name is sort of cray, I guess the person who gave him this name didn't finish college

4. Segar Richard Bastard - Corinthians Fc
Bastard' omo ale.. Gosh!

5. John Stones - Everton
A non living thing

6. David Seaman - Wembley
This man was born inside Atlantic ocean' believe me..

7. Credence Clearwater - Santa cruz Brazil
*Lips sealed*

8. Yaya Banana - Platanias in Greece
OMG! Banana.. Why not mango, lol

9. Mark De man - Stade Bierbeek
A very good name for a footballer like him, dunno if he play as a defender.. lmao

10. Titus Bramble - Sunderland
Am kind of hungry, lol

11. Olivier De Cock - Retired Belgian Player
Hm! Hen or something else I don't understand

12. Dean Whitehead - Middlesbrough
No be dean of whitehead, na provost of yellowhead

13. Fabian Assman - Independiente
This mans' father like the thing die, so tey him con give him son... Lol

14. Matthias Cuntz - Sv Elversberg
All is well*lips sealed*

15. Argelico bleeps - Brazilian retired player
This man doesn't give a damn.. Chai!

Feel free to add yours nairalanders, don't spoil the fun.*cheers*

George Welcome.
And this guy doesn't even care about his first name, he simply writes "Welcome" on his shirt. Lol.

Mrval20:
George Welcome.
And this guy doesn't even care about his first name, he simply writes "Welcome" on his shirt. Lol.

Lmao .. Same goes as 'drink water', he wrote it fully on his jersey like that 'drinkwater'..

BLIND- man utd

Very creative upon blind

majamajic:
BLIND- man utd

Very creative upon blind

Lol .. I forgot to add him, maybe cos I'm a manchester united fan. But truly he's creative upon his blindness.

1. Norman Conquest

2. Danger Fourpence

3. Bernt Haas

4. Danny Invincible

5. Wolfgang Wolf

6. Dean Windass

7. Nicky Butt

8. Toto Schillaci

9. Johnny Moustache

Leadbitter,ex sunderland.
Floro Flores.
Angel Rangel.
Chicharito.
Jedinak.
Oar.
Anita.
Miranda.
Chyrisstick(can't get d spelling right cause it is a name with most consonant than vowel,ex barca player).

I think there was one 'fish' in south Africa

Rat = Croatia
Leyman=Germany

There is one leadbitter in the English premiership.Jesus Navas ,Angel di Maria

onyeomaonyeoma:
Rat = Croatia
Leyman=Germany

Lehman not leyman.

Lmao! bleeps, Drinkwater, Assman..
For real?!

forsell=scotland.wtf persin wan sell
rat=romania.seriously rat? asin oke
blasyskiwoski(forgive ma spelling)=poland.see name

Begonia:
Lmao! bleeps, Drinkwater, Assman..
For real?!

Yes ma'am.. They're all for real.

victorlekan:
There is one leadbitter in the English premiership.Jesus Navas ,Angel di Maria

Yeah! That's true... He plays for England national team.

adegwurulez:
I think there was one 'fish' in south Africa

Fish?

Nice one guys... But I think the most hilarious is
'Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink' who played for hull a few years back.

Moses Daddy-Ajala Simon of Nigeria.

Fantastic name, and fabulous player to boot.

Hulk- zenit
company- mancity
chris eagle- boro
sand

pls, wtf is enyeama, odewinge, iboabonna, anichebe ....assuming i am from france