Ok peeps, Ive been away for the last few days and am back. Anyways, I would like to share with you guys something I have encountered on the deck at sea and I find it hillarious. don't know if you guys would feel the same way but here goes:-


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We have a lady janitor to clean the toilet at the deck and she is a big lady (Refer to picture below. She is around that size). Anywayz, she have decided to dress up sexily one day that she wore a tube and very very tight mini skirt. It was so tight that she obviously looked like a stuffed German Sausage.     

When she went on deck, I was shocked out of my life but who am I to judge?   And then out of nowhere, my colleagues, the engineers, the welders and the fitters started laugjing loudly and they go say this naaaa:-

Guy A: DAMN! Look at this. . . Does she look like a Walrus or what?!?
Guy B: Yeah, she'll make one hell of a sexy walrus alright!
Guy A: So Guy B, am sure if you hump her tonight, you'll be flatter than your original size. Haha!
Guy B: Nah. . .  I am not worthy for her and besides, Id rather not have sex at all if she's is the only woman on earth.  Hmm, thinking about it, I don't think both our Cocks could reach this thick fat walrus meat. LMAO!   

And they continue on laughing, teasing and whistling at her   

And than the lady janitor go answa them back as such:-

Lady: Laugh as much as you want. Just don't make me go there and sit on you till your whole body go stuck in between my asshole. When its stucked there, Ill fart so hard that your eyeballs will drop down to your nostrils. And than I will go get a chopstick to dig you out from my anus hole. HA!

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Na waaa OOOO. . . . Who knows theres still such peeps as such on earth. . . 

Uhm. . . Whats wrong?

JESUS CHRIST

Uhm. . . . Whats wrong?

mehn! that lady looks daaamnn sexy!

secondly what?

Thanks Mykali.

2ndly, wetin you mean? have you and Spens read it already?

read what?

Na waa for you ohh. What else, the story above nna

if i havent read it, i wouldn t have posted the reply

than why you go. . . hmm. . . nevamind nna

this is serious

bla bla bla

by ur girlfriend

Azo:

this is serious

Wetin serious nna?

mykali:

@ gabby

2ndly . . . . what the hell are u guys doing with a sexy walrus on deck

The picture is not her. Its an example of the similar body type which she had. Anyways, she is older than the lady in the picture. She is 53 years old. She was employed to clean the toilet on deck sha. Thats what she is doing there

spenchuks:

bla bla bla

Spens, na waa to you O

ehmm. . @gaby
dont tell mi u've been feedin on burgers which resulted in u being

but dat lady in d pix luks like WTF!!!

Ray-sima:

ehmm. . @gaby
don't tell mi u've been feedin on burgers which resulted in u being

Nope, just cause I eat a whole horse every single day and Id rather be fat than slim.

Ray-sima:

but that lady in d pix luks like WTF!!!

your meaning of WTF is like wetin? You think she's hot or wogly or wetin?

Nope, just cause I eat a whole horse every single day and Id rather be fat than slim.

u rather be whaaaa?? dan whaaaaa

your meaning of WTF is like wetin? You think she's hot or wogly or wetin?

i meant she was WTH!!!

HeeHee. This is what I call pikin's mind for hia. I hope your twin Ibkaye is doing well well

my twin is doin great. .
n' mind u. . i no be pikin any more oO i don grow

You no pikin? Really? So you be grandma now?

no Oo. . . 0K!, i be step up omoge (youth)

youth? hmm. . . . but you still look like a pikin to me

na lie jor. . . i no even look like pikin

Oh ya. than why you go nursery rhyme school yesterday?

i went to borrow pencil 4rm dia. . i'm innocent oO

among all the classes, you had to go to nursery to borrow a pencil? Hmm. . . very suspicious. . .