I dont know if this is the right section to post this so mods do the needfull..
This is my first topic on Nairaland so please вє kind

So i woke up 2d call of my elder sister's friend tellin me 2send her some moni dat my sister was admitted d previous night due to malaria... I quickly freshend up nd asked my uncle who i was stayin with to borrow me his car so i can get to the bank urgently....

I drove to the bank (GTbank Nyanya to b precise) and saw about 15people before me waitin to use the atm, after a while i got d moni den it happend...

I got to the usual go-slow at nyanya maraba axis caused by some checkpoints and wen it got to my turn 2b checked i greeted d soldier man jejely and before i could say jack robinson he told me 2park, i obeyed den he asked me to drop sumtin for d boys so i removed 200naira jejely den d man started boilin sayn i was drivin a toyota highlander and am droppin 200naira
I told d man dat d car wasnt mine den he started shoutin dat he has caught d car snatcher dave bin lookin for....

I started beggin dat daz nt wat i meant and d next tin i saw was five fingers glued 2my face
I couldnt talk again d next tin i knew was dat i was at d back of 1n hilux van with four soldiers around me...

In short i spent d rest of d day in a cell until my uncle came to bail me out...

My advice: Never argue with a soldier and make sure u give dem a decent sum of moni if dey ask...

True Life Story

Hiya! Dats rily badt.

Wat abt ur sister na?

sorry ehn...

Naija wil never grow wif all dis corruption everywhere

Intresting, i have watch the movie before, jim iyke acted it. Next topic

Through childhood i learnt great things: better to go by unnoticed, wind your window up.
In the situation, keep your mouth shut, just maintain a fake smile and converse by your actions in relation to how the events play out.
In all, keep your mind open before they implicate you in something else worse.