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Diary Of A Mad Black Man by ifyndy(f): 9:39am On Oct 25, 2014 |
RULES FOR MY WOMAN -My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me. -My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me. -My Womaan isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say hes a asshole, hes an ass...hole !. Say it with me,"HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!. -My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not -My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3men in her life. Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one -My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 100 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again. -My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where. -My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men while I'm asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more. -My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man. -My Woman not allowed to take a jog around the block, What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so. -My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick! -My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her gals, she might turn lesbian and leave me.. Lolz.....soo funny |
Re: Diary Of A Mad Black Man by Edwardhead(m): 4:13pm On May 26, 2015 |
lemme copy this |
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