A NIGERIA teacher (Maribo) was sent
to China to teach. The first day he
entered class, he began by roll-
calling. He said "Sheng." A student
said"Present." He called the second
name, Chu Muon.Another student
said"Present." Suddenly, he sneezed,
"hatchia" One student seated at the
corner stood up and said, "Present."
He then exclaimed and
said,"hmmmm..." all the students
shouted "Absent." He got confused
and said," Shaa..." Three students
stood up and said, "Which of us?" The
teacher became more confused and
he asked, " What iswrong?" A student
stoodup and he said, " Sir, I'm not
Wrong, I'm called Wong."The teacher
now laughed and said, "hahaha" .. A
girl said "Present sir."The teacher
came closer to find out what was
going on, as he moved his pen fell on
the table and made the sound, "ping
chung chong" A certain boy said,
"Present sir." The teacher now more
confused and annoyed, decided to
move out. As he was moving out, a
group of 15 students stood up and
shouted, "Teacher, what about us?"
Dnt laff alone.