The biggest example of corruption is a
wedding ceremony where people will spray
You and your spouse only 200 naira and still
eat rice, chicken and drink which sums up To
over N1500... The worse is they will wrap
broom and packer for You as Gift.. Una go
tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner.. Is that
not corruption? Imagine! people are
wicked!..
So I've decided, on my wedding day when
me and my sweetheart will be dancing,
people wont spray us directly, they will be
putting The Money on a tray for All eyes To
see and at that point, you'll receive Your
food as follows:


No Money: Pure water and tooth pick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken +
malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself..
No cheating!.. Cause some people wey don
dey fast for The past 21days go wan use my
wedding as an avenue To break their fast!.. I
don outsmart una, no Money no food for
You.

Haaahaaahaaaaa
This for make sence
Even seating arrangement will be according to ur money
0naira----remainstanding
200----on the mat
500-----on bench
1000----chair with no table(church arrangement)
1500---chair with table....

Na to de do wedding every sarturday b dat

Yawns

Nairaland.



New member.

mumumugu:
The biggest example of corruption is a
wedding ceremony where people will spray
You and your spouse only 200 naira and still
eat rice, chicken and drink which sums up To
over N1500... The worse is they will wrap
broom and packer for You as Gift.. Una go
tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner.. Is that
not corruption? Imagine! people are
wicked!..
So I've decided, on my wedding day when
me and my sweetheart will be dancing,
people wont spray us directly, they will be
putting The Money on a tray for All eyes To
see and at that point, you'll receive Your
food as follows:


No Money: Pure water and tooth pick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken +
malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself..
No cheating!.. Cause some people wey don
dey fast for The past 21days go wan use my
wedding as an avenue To break their fast!.. I
don outsmart una, no Money no food for
You.

This had better be a joke. Well, I don't attend wedding ceremonies without buying the aso-ebi (which I know they've added some profit) at least, that's contribution. 2. I'll definitely buy u a gift or spray some naira notes when the couple are dancing.

@ OP, Don't think low of urself...just pray God provides enough for u to cater for your guests. If they like, make dem bring, if dem like, make dem no bring....remember no one forced you to celebrate your about to begin marriage....their contribution should be willing not you TAXING them.

Wealthyone:


This had better be a joke. Well, I don't attend wedding ceremonies without buying the aso-ebi (which I know they've added some profit) at least, that's contribution. 2. I'll definitely buy u a gift or spray some naira notes when the couple are dancing.

@ OP, Don't think low of urself...just pray God provides enough for u to cater for your guests. If they like, make dem bring, if dem like, make dem no bring....remember no one forced you to celebrate your about to begin marriage....their contribution should be willing not you TAXING them.

Can u recognize a joke When you see one?

You must be comedian. See me laughing by this time and waking my wife up.

@mumumugu ......Bro, you too much jare....It is only in this part of the world that I have seen people that 1)didnt buy aso-ebi,2)did not call you while you were planning your wedding, 3)they didn't spray you money, 4)they didn't bring gift, 5)in fact some Dont know your name 6)they Dont know if it is wedding or "ikomo"...……They will collect all souvenirs you share, they will complain about the food, the seasoning in the stew,the pepper and even the water. And they will be sitting there like dangote's representative " sisi they don't have" ....They won't leave, some of them will chill incase you want to throw your agbada or jacket like tuface or psquare...until you chase them...... they won't leave ooo

@wealthyone that's very true.....