The Lootitudes of Nigeria
Posted by samiplus in Nigerian Jokes
“The Lootitudes of Nigeria”
1.And seeing the multitudes, corruption went
up into Aso Rock;
and when he was set, the politicians came unto
him;
2.And he opened his mouth, and taught them,
saying:
3. Blessed are the clueless in wisdom;
for theirs is the Presidency of the nation.
4. Blessed are they that rig elections, for they
shall be elected.
5. Blessed are the thieves; for they shall
inherit the National Assembly.
6. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst
after public funds;
for their accounts shall be filled.
7. Blessed are the bribe-takers, for they shall
obtain big bribes.
8. Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for
they shall loot trillions.
9. Blessed are the bootlickers,
for they shall be called the Federal Executhief
Council.
10. Blessed are they which are prosecuted for
corruption’s sake;
for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
11. Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you,
and interrogate you,
and bring all manner of charges against you,
for my sake.
12. Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad;
for fat are your accounts in Swiss banks;
for so they prosecuted the politicians which
were before you.
13. Ye are the thieves of the nation;
but if the thief have lost his craftiness,
wherewith shall he be looting? It is
thenceforth good for nothing,
but to be charged to court, and be sentenced
to prison.
14. Ye are the liars of the nation,
a lie that is carefully thought-out cannot be
found out.
15. Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and
serve it to SaharaReporters,
but to NTA & Radio Nigeria;
and it gives false hope unto all that watch the
9pm news & listen to 10pm news
16. Let your gowns so flow before men, that
they may see your big loots,
and glorify your father which is in Ota.
17. Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel
marketers
18. For verily I say unto you, till heaven and
earth pass,
one naira or one kobo shall not be left in the
Fed Acct.
Thank you!

OXYGENO1:
The Lootitudes of Nigeria
Posted by samiplus in Nigerian Jokes
“The Lootitudes of Nigeria”
1.And seeing the multitudes, corruption went
up into Aso Rock;
and when he was set, the politicians came unto
him;
2.And he opened his mouth, and taught them,
saying:
3. Blessed are the clueless in wisdom;
for theirs is the Presidency of the nation.
4. Blessed are they that rig elections, for they
shall be elected.
5. Blessed are the thieves; for they shall
inherit the National Assembly.
6. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst
after public funds;
for their accounts shall be filled.
7. Blessed are the bribe-takers, for they shall
obtain big bribes.
8. Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for
they shall loot trillions.
9. Blessed are the bootlickers,
for they shall be called the Federal Executhief
Council.
10. Blessed are they which are prosecuted for
corruption’s sake;
for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
11. Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you,
and interrogate you,
and bring all manner of charges against you,
for my sake.
12. Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad;
for fat are your accounts in Swiss banks;
for so they prosecuted the politicians which
were before you.
13. Ye are the thieves of the nation;
but if the thief have lost his craftiness,
wherewith shall he be looting? It is
thenceforth good for nothing,
but to be charged to court, and be sentenced
to prison.
14. Ye are the liars of the nation,
a lie that is carefully thought-out cannot be
found out.
15. Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and
serve it to SaharaReporters,
but to NTA & Radio Nigeria;
and it gives false hope unto all that watch the
9pm news & listen to 10pm news
16. Let your gowns so flow before men, that
they may see your big loots,
and glorify your father which is in Ota.
17. Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel
marketers
18. For verily I say unto you, till heaven and
earth pass,
one naira or one kobo shall not be left in the
Fed Acct.
Thank you!

hahahaha nice