if this cassava commit suicide all of una go carry mouth go sleep

My grand children came back from Lagos for holidays and their mama left them in my care and went back to Lagos.

Everyday, these children converse in English I don't understand. l can't send them on errands.

On a certain day, I prepared cassava for cooking and I intended to go out. l began to think about how I would inform them. Suddenly, I remembered a grammar.

On my way out, I said to them, "if this Cassava uses a jump rope, you children will sleep with your mouth" They all began to laugh at me to the extent that it has become a daily teaser, But, I did not make any mistakes now, in Igbo it is 'Oburu na akpu a
akwuo udo, unu ga ebu onu alakpu ura. Please help translate in English.

Nice one

Lol.. Carry rope jump indeed. And besides the english interpretation of 'oburu na akpu akwu udo' is 'if this cassava commits sucide'.

Evina ^^The like is for the effort you made. Nice.

Lovetinz:
Evina ^^The like is for the effort you made. Nice.