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The Funny Boyfriend by Nobody: 3:57pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
My girl friend and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her... "pack your things and ....." At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: "my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your boy friend $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half." After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH". 5 Likes |
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