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Smart Pastor, Smarter Dad. by Ipheyemmy01(m): 2:13am On Oct 29, 2014
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new
car and drove us to church one Sunday. It
was a prophetic service and our pastor
was being used by God that day to deliver
people from poverty. Suddenly, our pastor
looked at my dad
and said, "Daddy Vicky, God is set to bless
you!"
My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly,
"Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too. The pastor then
came closer, placed his hand on my dad's
head and prayed for him. As our pastor
turned to climb the alter, God told him
something. He stopped, looked at my dad
and said, "Daddy Vicky, you bought a new
car last week?"
"Yes sir." my dad responded with much
surprise on his face.
Then our pastor said, "God said I should
tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life."
I was shocked that my dad did not argue
with the pastor, he just put his hand in his
pocket, brought out the car key and gave
to our pastor.
After about 5 minutes, my dad stood up,
went outside the church, he didn't even
wait till the end of the service. I could see
him boarding an Okada going home. "He
must be very worried." I reasoned in utter
fear and confusion.
After a while, he returned to church with
the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car
back to the house. I was so stunned at
what I was seeing. When I asked him why
he acted that way he.said, "Vicky, use your
brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and
NOT the CAR." What do you think of Daddy
Vicky?t

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Re: Smart Pastor, Smarter Dad. by Unionised(m): 10:49am On Oct 29, 2014
Is this a STORY or a JOKE?

Two options here:

1. Should I laugh and ignore your question?

2. Should I just answer the question and manufacture a laugh...

Hmmmmm...

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