About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided
to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa, ", he
thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to
write a letter to Jesus.

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good
for two weeks, "

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to
himself.

So he started all over again,

"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good
for one week."

"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to
himself.

So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of
Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.

He started all over again.

"Dear Jesus, I have your mother, if you ever want to see her
again, get me a bike for Christmas!"

oh man. that was funny. very funny little boy.

roflmfao dat was funny

little funny boy. the boy is a rascal. i guess he came from Mushin or Ajegunle. lol, Mind you, im also a Mushin boy. Sharp brat

That boy is gonna be a terrorist

already been posted

i know that little catholic boy, he is Calvin from 'Calvin and Hobbes'

this really funny

What an intelligent little dummy