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What Obama Told Me by world1(m): 4:26pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - herbert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014). Though I think those people never said those things o.. |
Re: What Obama Told Me by jujutom(m): 4:38pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
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Re: What Obama Told Me by world1(m): 10:27am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Please don't jump into Agribusiness. http://newsroom.nannewsnigeria.com/entrants-agriculture-fail-due-lack-research-planning-says-expert |
Re: What Obama Told Me by blessedapple: 12:30pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
What Gahdafi said |
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