A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver,
and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my
mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed
as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was a
rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The
kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when
finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum
and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and
says.................. http://www..com/
view_joke.php?id=272