Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting
any - Albert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume -
Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot
keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his
eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been
to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to regard agege bread and akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is
capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell
b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck
Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job, tired
of Nigeria or has a girl somewhere he has spent so much on and he is yet to bleep... menmeh (2014).
add if u get add

He who picks beans before cooking is not hungry(school life)....2map(16bc)

Hahahahaha...

Nice