DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not
around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know
you are funny? AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my
daddy said I should tell you he is not around. DAD: Idiot!
Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!? AKPOS: Yes daddy.
[When Mr John arrived...] MR JOHN: Akpos, where is ur
daddy? AKPOS: He is not around. MR JOHN: When is he
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