#Flashback #Joke
#still_funny_though

A woman had a mother-in-law whom no matter how much she tried to please never ceased giving her tough times. She bought her gifts, cars & alike still the troubles kept coming, upon the advice of an older friend she decided to take her mother-in-law on a trip, being that her mother-in-law was a catholic she thougt it wise to take her to Jerusalem. Few days in Jerusalem, after seeing the sights some bit mother-in-law took ill, before they could make a return trip she died. It pained the wife but she was happy in major as the troubles would cease, she went to officials to ask how much it would cost to convey mother-in-law' corpse to Nigeria and she was told £250million, she screamed WHAT!!! in shock, & the official said we have a place here in Jerusalem where you can bury her for free, silence ensued for few minutes, then she replied ''I'll make payment tomorrow'' the official was suprised & asked why not bury her here? She retorted ''abeg abeg abeg! I no want, no be here una bury Jesus wey im wake up after 3days'' .