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Types Of Students U'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by joshbouy(m): 1:28pm On Nov 06, 2014
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey
listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always
found in d front.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly
classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look
at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is
speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just
keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till
exam finish..
3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple
knw demselves.. dey are always found saying
"abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i
photocopy". This set of pple can photocopy
anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just
photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go
photocopy u join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These
students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries
to fasten up note callin abit..dey just hands
down and join d onlookers.
5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d
pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to
class afta lecture has started.. dey just like
sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y d sneaking,
didn't u pay skul fees? Abi no be u get d
admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group
can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or
favour, dey just find one nice spot to receive
breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off.
7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be
students abi dem be non-learning students I
dnt just undastand.. dese pple can neva hav
biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of
biros.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of
pple are just lookin for how to start a
controversy.. dey just love to argue.. funny
thing is dah dey might not be intelligent
according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes
to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei dese pple can
ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d
lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d
student.. u can imagine sumbody asking "sir,
the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed
to eat d plantain?"
10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say..
these pple neva attend class buh dia names are
always in d attendance and dey always write
test.. ghost students.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are
different from d "argumentists" in dat.. d
arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise
randomly and keeps disturbing d klass.
12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple
to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest
dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths
evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux
hang oneside..
13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the
devil.
14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones
always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux
want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap
shap.
15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS:
They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d
lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam!
Work don start bdat.
16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe
anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep
dia mouth shut ( U no need tell me, I know
that's where I belong )
WHERE DO YOU BELONG AMONG THE LIST

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Re: Types Of Students U'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by ireneony(f): 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
lol...THE I TOO KNOW:they are the first to finish during exam and when result comes out they have a D
THE HOD;these ones always claim to be the oga of the claim. they always have what to contribute/say in any gathering and people always listen.
THE PREACHER: these ones always hold morning devotion once a week in the class
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Re: Types Of Students U'll Find In A Typical Nigerian University Classroom. by joshbouy(m): 4:01pm On Nov 06, 2014
ireneony:
lol...THE I TOO KNOW:they are the first to finish during exam and when result comes out they have a D
THE HOD;these ones always claim to be the oga of the claim. they always have what to contribute/say in any gathering and people always listen.
THE PREACHER: these ones always hold morning devotion once a week in the class
........
Lol...I did d "I too know thing" in my 100level, I go leave d exam hall like say I be Obama, while some people still dey sweat for hall. But when result show now,instead of A, na B I go c for board. since then I always take my time whenever Am writing a course. if I like I leave last.

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