DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN
GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

4. When you chop in government and the place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomorow,
hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!

7. When they just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called AJEARANSI!

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

12. When you chop chop chop and chop in government and you dey deny say you no chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na only you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

15. When you chop well well for
government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

16. When you chop in government so tey you are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.

17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse, instead make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE.

18. When you come chop govt and people begin to para, dem begin to hala and you dey do like say you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.

19. When you chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry you go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.

20. When u come chop chop chop comot for government but you still bring your children enter government dat one na AJESEKU.

21. After you lafta for this joke and u know gree like, share or comment for am, that one na
AJEFOAWO.
Hehehehehehe

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ameristu:
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