WIFE: Darling why R U home this
early
wearing such a long face? MAN: Had a terrible day, i lost all
my
colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire outbreak
down
the
tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I
thank God
for
keeping U alive. How did U make
it out my
dear? MAN: Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I
took a break to ease myself in the
toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you R
alive. What
would have happened to us? I feel
so
much pity for their families. So
bad, how R they going to survive now?
MAN: My dear its a pity, but
UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the
families
of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what?
So
because of your useless stomach
upset
and the foolish toilet and your
refusal to die with your colleagues..... ..make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't like
trouble, go back and die with
your
colleagues ...I Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°ºº °˚throway ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ =)) =)) ˚ºinside
°˚offering box ˚°º≈ º≈. =))
make Gø̲̣̣d replace A̶̲̥̅♏ W̶̲̥̅̊ït̶̲̥̅̊. range
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